SEMLOHE 28

Every pregnant celebrity seems to have given birth this week.

Update: Not one to be left out of a crowd Kourtney Kardashian has given birth.
14 Dec Kourtney Kardashian and her creep, Scott Disick: Mason Dash, 7lbs 6oz. They gave that poor child the name of her boutique. They will be pimping out photos any minute now.

13 Dec Barrett and Joey McIntyre (of New Kids On The Block): Rhys Edward, 7lbs 10oz.

11 Dec Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett: A boy, Hank Randall Baskett IV. 9lbs 5oz


10 Dec Michelle Duggar:  Josie Brooklyn 1lb 6oz. Little Josie was a preemie. Maybe this is her body's way of saying 19 babies are too many. And hopefully the name isn't a sign that they are going Hollywood. They wouldn't want to turn into the Gosselins.


9Dec Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady: A boy. No details on this one. They didn't have a baby to get free publicity, so they seem to be keeping the details private.


Expect Kourtney Kardashian to give birth any day now. She probably doesn't want to anybody else getting the publicity. But if she was really smart, she'll be crossing those legs tight.  She won't get much press if she gives birth right now. Not with Michelle's preemie and Gisele's mystery baby. But I will be glad to see her out of all that brightly colored spandex. Nobody expects her to wear a tent, but her look is not cute.